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Wife: What are you eating?
Me: I’m not eating, I’m brushing my teeth.
Wife: With a stick?
Me: Yea why, what do you use?
Wife: A brush.
Me: Like a toilet brush? Cause that’s what YOUR breath smells like.
And then the fight started.
(I never thought I could find something like this on amazon.com. LMAO)
Source: amazon.com
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I have an allergic reaction to lip stick, no joke. and is it safe to say i am possibly allergic to other types of makeup. Will i ever get married? will i die of being kissed at a wedding? will i live? will i look like i had platic surgery on my lips? will i wear a protective mask? ?? ya allah
i would prefer no read this.