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Wife: What are you eating?
Me: I’m not eating, I’m brushing my teeth.
Wife: With a stick?
Me: Yea why, what do you use?
Wife: A brush.
Me: Like a toilet brush? Cause that’s what YOUR breath smells like.
And then the fight started.
(I never thought I could find something like this on amazon.com. LMAO)